homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

shadow-sass:

infinitryproductions:

thirstingaintdead:

Lady gaga “speaks out” against bullying

Macklemore “speaks out” against homophobia 

Kanye “goes on a rant” about racism.

Kanye “goes on a rant” about George Bush.

Coded language don’t really be coded tho.

Nicki Minaj “goes on a rant” about sexism.

Oop oop oopity oop did someone drop a bunch of truth over here?

mmmcookies22:

punziepond:

kittykittydontpanic:

bougiegal:

just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job

can you explain how that happens? 

people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT

enimrac01:

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

asgardian-angels:

people-should-all-be-onions:

ditch-able-prom-date:

richard-sp8-jr:

deanwinchesterisanangelcondom:

richard-sp8-jr:

did you know that lullabies were originally called lilith-byes and they were sung over babies to make sure that lilith didn’t come and snatch them in the night and eat them

please tell me that you’re joking

nope

whoa

bloODY HELL WHAT

jellyrolland:

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

casteilnovak:

watchtheskytonight:

flaaffytaaffy:

my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage

goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves 

if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers.

yukihira:

yukihira:

Why not a second one (there’s another giveaway with a Doctor Who necklace ending at the end of May)! For celebrating the end of season great, I am returning a classic from the shop featuring homage to what is important to the Winchesters featuring the impala, a vial of salt, an angelic and the pentagram with bobby’s cap. 

I’m one winner this time, at random! This is open to everyone! That means I ship international tooooo c:

Rules:

• You may reblog as many times as you wish! 
• LIKES DO COUNT!
• Reblog ONLY with your main blog
• You don’t have to follow me (but that’ll be very sweet of you though!) 
• Giveaway ends JUNE 20TH, 2013 @ 11PM EST 
• I’ll be messaging the winner :)

(p.s. The necklace can be bought from the Etsy shop)

(p.s. #2 if ordering, make sure you read the announcements of the shop)

This will be ending this Thursday guys!

commandereverdeen:

WHAT’S UP INTERNET

If you’re a gamer, you probably noticed all the new stuff being announces at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. I’m super excited, especially about all the announcements from Sony and Nintendo.

Lots of people are excited for different consoles and their respective games, LIKE THE 3DS. So here’s your chance to win one! The winner will receive a red 3DS XL system (like new, used only a few times) with its original box, charger, manuals, and AR cards. Plus, the two latest killer apps for the 3DS, Fire Emblem: Awakening and Animal Crossing: New Leaf!

Rules:

1. Sadly, the 3DS is region-locked, so I am only shipping to the United States.
2. Reblogs count, Likes do not. Reblog as much as you like, but try not to spam 50 reblogs in a row.
3. If you make a fake, empty, giveaway blog or something like that to spam reblogs then all your entries will be invalid.
4. I will need the winner’s address for shipping purposes, so you have to be comfortable with sharing this information.

The giveaway will end on Friday, June 21st and the winner will be announced on that day! Good luck!

badgersinbowties:

YAY! GIVEAWAY TIME!

So this is the “Mica reached 600 followers a long time ago and she forgot to do a giveaway and Creation Entertainment sent me way too many shirts” giveaway. Rules:

1. you don’t have to be following me, but it would be awesome if you did. Also, I’ll put your name in 5 times rather than 1.
2. I’m going to regret this if someone from China wins due to my college student budget, but I’ll ship anywhere. 
3. I’d like it if it get’s a few hundred plus notes so, you know, it’s worth it.
4. Reblog as many times as you want. Likes count. 
5. Don’t be a douche bag and have a giveaway blog.
6. Giveaway will end… hmm… August 1st? Sure. Then.

You shall receive:

• 5 Supernatural shirts shown above. 
• They are all various sizes from S-L (Creation Ent. clearly forgot that I am a small human being.)
• If the post gets 500+ notes, I’ll throw in the Master’s Sonic Screwdriver— never opened.

Kay, good luck to all!

toastradamus:

I refuse to die until I see either sentient robots, first contact, virtual reality or all three

I will keep myself alive via pure spite and vitriol until I’m 300 years old

1000 POINTS TO SLYTHERIN

sbahjification:

neocarleen:

llisbeth-salamanderr:

“Love the fetus, hate the child.”

America makes it near impossible for a woman to stay autonomous—hard to get family planning resources/make the choice of getting an abortion, and harder to get child care support after the baby is born. Leaving women destitute and dependants everywhere.

Look at Canada! Not only do we give almost a full year off, it can be either maternity or paternity. That’s right, daddy can stay home with the baby while the mother goes back to work. And the leave can be also be split between them. For example, the mother could take six months, and then the father could take the other six. Did I also mention that the parent on leave continues to receive pay and is guaranteed their job back?

#I think we make fun of Canadians so much because secretly we want to be them

badgersinbowties:

YAY! GIVEAWAY TIME!

So this is the “Mica reached 600 followers a long time ago and she forgot to do a giveaway and Creation Entertainment sent me way too many shirts” giveaway. Rules:

1. you don’t have to be following me, but it would be awesome if you did. Also, I’ll put your name in 5 times rather than 1.
2. I’m going to regret this if someone from China wins due to my college student budget, but I’ll ship anywhere. 
3. I’d like it if it get’s a few hundred plus notes so, you know, it’s worth it.
4. Reblog as many times as you want. Likes count. 
5. Don’t be a douche bag and have a giveaway blog.
6. Giveaway will end… hmm… August 1st? Sure. Then.

You shall receive:

• 5 Supernatural shirts shown above. 
• They are all various sizes from S-L (Creation Ent. clearly forgot that I am a small human being.)
• If the post gets 500+ notes, I’ll throw in the Master’s Sonic Screwdriver— never opened.

Kay, good luck to all!